“The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows.”
“I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one – it wasn’t doing what I was doing.”
“I had amnesia once or twice.”
“I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.”
“What happens if you get scared half to death twice?”
“I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you’re not using?”
“If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?”