“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.”

“Stealing from one author is plagiarism; from many authors, research.”

“When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.”

“Write from Beyond what you know. From the authority of your senses." -author of Meditations in Green”

“If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?”

“Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?”

“If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?”