“Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, 'So, what did you think?”

“It is like putting a dehumidifier and a humidifier in the same room and letting them fight it out.”

“What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?”

“The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.”

“They looked at each other. They weren't thinking anymore. The time for that had come and gone. Smashed smiles lay ahead of them. But that would be later. Lay Ter.”

“The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?”

“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”