“What a nice night for an evening.”

“I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wakeup letter.”

“I’m so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.”

“The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?”

“I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it's going to be up all night.”

“I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.”

“I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, 'The whole time.”