“When an evil masochist dies, does he go to hell, or would heaven be a better punishment?”

“He who does not punish evil, commands it to be done.”

“Where does your soul go, when you die in Hell?”

“When I was little I bragged about my firefighting father: my father would go to heaven, because if he went to hell he would put out all the fires”

“Bush and bin Laden are really on the same side: the side of faith and violence against the side of reason and discussion. Both have implacable faith that they are right and the other is evil. Each believes that when he dies he is going to heaven. Each believes that if he could kill the other, his path to paradise in the next world would be even swifter. The delusional "next world" is welcome to both of them. This world would be a much better place without either of them. ”

“I would go to heaven, but I would take my hell; I would not go alone”