“Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?”
“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.”
“Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?”
“Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?”
“When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?”
“If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?”