“Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?”
“Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?”
“Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?”
“Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?”
“Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?”
“Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?”