“Why are they called buildings when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?”

“Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?”

“Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?”

“You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.”

“In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Madagascar. She said, 'Cut it out.'”

“Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?”

“Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?”