“You can't have everything ... where would you put it?”
“If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?”
“If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?”
“If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?”
“Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?”
“How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?”