“Write from Beyond what you know. From the authority of your senses." -author of Meditations in Green”

“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.”

“You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.”

“A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.”

“Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.”

“If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?”

“I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.”