“I am a rapist and a sadistic pig,' if you get that tattoo removed I will carve it into your forehead, do you understand?”

“I don't want any inheritance from my father. Do whatever the hell you want with it." "Wrong. You can do what you want with the inheritance. My job is to see to it that you have the opportunity to do so." "I don't want a single ore from that pig." "Then give the money to the Greenpeace or something." "I don't give a shit about whales.”

“I don't give a damn what you do with your money. Just sign here that you received it and you can get drunk in peace.”

“I don't know how much you understand about what is happening outside your locked room, but strangely enough (despite your personality), you have a number of loyal idiots working on your behalf. I have already established an elite body called The Knights of the Idiotic Table. We will be holding an annual dinner at which we'll have fun talking crap about you. (No, you're not invited).”

“He comes off a little like Practical Pig in The Three Little Pigs.”

“No, I don't believe in God, but I respect the fact that you do. Everyone has to have something to believe in.”

“Martin was dafter than a syphilitic polecat - where do I get these metaphors from?”