“Martin was dafter than a syphilitic polecat - where do I get these metaphors from?”
“If you expect me to believe that a lawyer wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I must be dafter than I look.”
“Get out of here while you can. She's crazier than a syphilitic suicide bomber with mad-cow disease.”
“I’d rather be happy than right any day - from Martin Little, Resurrected”
“I'm seein' the syphilitic afterbirth of a Mongolian clusterfuck, is what I see there.”
“Only where there is language is there world.- Martin Heidegger”