“One of them is that a bastard is always a bastard and if I can hurt a bastard by digging up shit about him, then he deserves it.”
“I am a bastard, too. I love bastards! I am bastard begot, bastard instructed, bastard in mind, bastard in valor, in everything illegitimate.”
“[T]he most repugnant bastard there is: the bastard-octopus.”
“Why were all the handsome ones always such bastards?”
“He's right. I'm a worthless bastard fathered by a bastard even more worthless than I am." [Fury]”
“So do you think it's true what they say? About girls liking bastards?''He's not a bastard. He's an idiot.''Do girls like idiots then?”