“When other people are grieving, the newspaperman turns efficient.”
“He was a newspaperman,' he said, 'but there's some people who should never leave Savannah.”
“Though it may be more romantic to picture the bereaved as gaunt, I imagine you can grieve as efficiently with chocolates as with tap water.”
“Do not be awe struck by other people and try to copy them. Nobody can be you as efficiently as you can.”
“Some people talk nonstop and manage to say nothing at all. Other people are more efficient and manage to say nothing at all simply by saying nothing.”
“Joseph shall return to Canaan, grieve not,Hovels shall turn to rose gardens, grieve not.If a flood should arrive, to drown all that's alive, Noah is your guide in the typhoon's eye, grieve not.”