“The kings of Siam are said to have ruined obnoxious countries by presenting them with white elephants that had to be maintained at vast expense. Receiving aid is not just like receiving an elephant but like making love to an elephant; there is no pleasure in it, you run the risk of being crushed and it takes years before you see the results. Aid is twice cursed: it curses him who gives and him who receives.”
“Presents are made for the pleasure of who gives them, not the merits of who receives them.”
“The novel is a kind of elephant. But I like to make that elephant dance on a quarter.”
“It was like there was an elephant in the room. An elephant that expected us to have sex.”
“When you have got an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away. it's best to let him run".”
“A novelist is an elephant, but an elephant who must pretend to forget.”