“A conflagration always made such a nice backdrop to a battle. Fire made everything so much more joyously apocalyptic.”
“People being nice for no apparent reason always made me suspicious. People being nice to me with no apparent reason made me even more suspicious.”
“Teenagers. Everything is so apocalyptic.”
“She is really nice and everything, but totally not made of awesome the way Issie is.”
“I had lied so much lately that I was honestly surprised my pants weren't literally made of fire.”
“I'm so much more than what you've made me.”