“There's no point in trying to drown your sorrows, Shaun; they swim better than I do.”
“If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.”
“I tried to drown my sorrows, but the bastards learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good feeling.”
“If you ever know a man who tries to drown his sorrows, kindly inform him his sorrows know how to swim.”
“I drank to drown my sorrows, but the damned things learned how to swim.”
“In my dream, I was drowning my sorrowsBut my sorrows they learned to swim”