“The expression on James' face was priceless. "The pizza man wants to meet me?”

“If there is a life after this one", he said, "let me meet you in it, James Carstairs.”

“The first time I hung out with [David Blaine], he took me to this condemned building, and it had a pizza oven and he crawled into the pizza oven and turned the heat on to 400 degrees or something like that, and he stayed in it for I guess a half hour. He came out, and except for one or two second-degree burns, he was unscathed. You meet a lot of musicians and filmmakers and actors, but it's rare to meet someone who can step inside a pizza oven and take the heat. I was intrigued by that.”

“Jack with no expression was hot.Jack with a smile was mega hot.Jake laughing out loud at something you've said- effing priceless.”

“In high school they called me “Pizza Face.” Not because I had bad acne, though I did, but because I always wore pepperoni and mushrooms on my face.”

“The look on your face is priceless. You can't decide if you want to go 'oh poor baby' or spit on my shadow.""Sounds about right," Ash admitted.”