“He might be a man without character, but she was a woman without courage. Of the two, which was worse?”

“About every six to eight months, I run into a man who astounds me sexually, but between escapades, I'm celibate, which I don't think is any big deal. After two unsuccessful marriages, I find myself keeping my guard up, along with my underpants.”

“The Latin term pro bono, as most attorneys will attest, roughly translated means for boneheads and applies to work done without charge.”

“A woman should never, never, never be financially dependent to anyone, especially a man, because the minute you were dependent, you could be abused.”

“I can't stand a man who fawns, you know what I mean? I can't stand a man sucking up to me, but he was the kind who took you right on the floor and he didn't even look at you afterwards when he zipped up his pants.”

“I did discover that if you're interested in low wages, a bookstore ranks below retail clothing sales, except the hours are worse.”

“She was the type who went to bars intent on conversation, while he was the type who went in hopes of being left alone.”