“He stared at me. His breathing made that wheezing sound that fat people sometimes make.”

“People make mistakes. People do things they never meant to do.”

“I can't stand a man who fawns, you know what I mean? I can't stand a man sucking up to me, but he was the kind who took you right on the floor and he didn't even look at you afterwards when he zipped up his pants.”

“I may have people lying to me, but since I don't really know the truth, I can't be sure.”

“Things can fool you sometimes.”

“Personally I don’t endorse the notion of mortality. It’s fine for other folk, but I disapprove of the concept for me and my loved ones. Seems unfair that we’re not allowed to vote on the matter and not one of us is excused. Who made up that rule?" - Kinsey Millhone”

“If I'd been listening closely, I'd have caught the sound of the gods having a great big old tee-hee at my expense.”