“I did discover that if you're interested in low wages, a bookstore ranks below retail clothing sales, except the hours are worse.”

“He might be a man without character, but she was a woman without courage. Of the two, which was worse?”

“I did an about-face and veered into the sandwich shop. What I ordered is none of your business, but it was really good.”

“You don't have to justify yourself to me. You did what you did.”

“It's like people think just because you go to church you're not all that bright. I mean just because I'm a born-again doesn't mean I lost IQ points.”

“If you're unhappy, change something.”

“Life is simple. You're the one making things complex.”