“I like my life as it is.”

“I like difficulty. It's what makes my job fun.”

“The critical lessons in life hold sway whether you like it or not.”

“In my opinion, there's no condition in life that can't be ameliorated by a dose of junk food.”

“I write letters to my right brain all the time. They're just little notes. And right brain, who likes to get little notes from me, will often come through within a day or two.”

“I figure guys are like Whitman's Samplers. I like to take a little bite out of each and then move on before the whole box gets stale.”

“I love being single. It's almost like being rich.”