“In my opinion, there's no condition in life that can't be ameliorated by a dose of junk food.”
“It's pitiful to have a life in which junk food is awarded the same high status as sex.”
“There's always something else. That's what makes life so much fun.”
“I like my life as it is.”
“Everything happens for a reason, but that doesn't mean there's a point.”
“You can't believe everything you hear. Sometimes, you can't even believe your eyes.”
“There's a certain class of people who will do you in and then remain completely mystified by the depth of your pain.”