“It's pitiful to have a life in which junk food is awarded the same high status as sex.”

“In my opinion, there's no condition in life that can't be ameliorated by a dose of junk food.”

“The hard thing about death is that nothing ever changes. The hard thing about life is that nothing stays the same.”

“You never know which people will affect your life.”

“You try to keep life simple but it never works, and in the end all you have left is yourself.”

“It's disconcerting to realize how little you have to say to someone who once occupied such a prominent place in your bed.”

“Whatever the surface appearances, most human beings come equipped with convoluted emotional machinery. With intimacy, the wreckage starts to show, damage rendered in the course of passions colliding like freight trains on the same track.”