“Once upon a time, I'd come close to being killed in the big trash bin outside. This counts as nostalgia for someone like me.”

“If I'd been listening closely, I'd have caught the sound of the gods having a great big old tee-hee at my expense.”

“For the record, I'd like to say that I'm a big fan of forgiveness as long as I have a chance to get even first"Kinsey Millhone, V is for Vengeance”

“You kill people you hate or you kill in rage or you kill to get even, but you don't kill someone you're indifferent to.”

“I know there are people who believe you should forgive and forget. For the record, I'd like to say I'm a big fan of forgiveness as long as I'm given the opportunity to get even first.”

“I write letters to my right brain all the time. They're just little notes. And right brain, who likes to get little notes from me, will often come through within a day or two.”

“What could smell better than supper being cooked by someone else?”