“There's always something else. That's what makes life so much fun.”

“I like difficulty. It's what makes my job fun.”

“All of us are subjected to somebody else's power at some point. So once in a while you kiss ass. So what? Either you make your peace with that early, or you end up living your life as a crank and a misfit.”

“In my opinion, there's no condition in life that can't be ameliorated by a dose of junk food.”

“Life is hard. Life hurts. So what? You tough it out. You get through and then you'll feel good again.”

“It's fun to horse around with danger.”

“What could smell better than supper being cooked by someone else?”