“To many women mistake a man's hostility for wit and his silence for depth.”

“There's a certain class of people who will do you in and then remain completely mystified by the depth of your pain.”

“Beware the dark pool at the bottom of our hearts. In its icy, black depths dwell strange and twisted creatures it is best not to disturb.”

“People make mistakes. People do things they never meant to do.”

“I can't stand a man who fawns, you know what I mean? I can't stand a man sucking up to me, but he was the kind who took you right on the floor and he didn't even look at you afterwards when he zipped up his pants.”

“Thinking is hard work, which is why you don't see many people doing it.”

“He might be a man without character, but she was a woman without courage. Of the two, which was worse?”