“Nothing is fair in this world. You might as well get that straight right now”
“As Shakespeare says, if you're going to do a thing you might as well pop right at it and get it over.”
“You might as well learn right now, you two, that the poorest guide you can have in life is what people will say.”
“That was the funniest thing I'd heard in days.You're kidding, right? PLEASE tell me you have a stronger motive for me than 'fair is fair.' Life isn't FAIR, Dean....Nothing is fair, EVER. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I need to help you because FAIR IS FAIR? Try, 'I need you to help me so I won't rip out your spine and beat you with it.' I MIGHT respond to that. MAYBE.”
“Mace-Let's get something straight right now woman...we are a couple.Dez-I never agreed to that!Mace- Don't care!”
“If I were thinking straight, I'd take you home right now,”