“Sex with the gorilla went on a bit, but once he'd stumbled over my clitoris we both had good times.”

“God gave woman a clitoris--a small little bit of flesh with only one purpose--transcendent sexual pleasure. So how is it that some people believe God and sex shouldn't be in the same sentence? ”

“How could she not know he was thinking about sex? he wondered. It was all he'd been thinking about for the last eighteen hours, give or take a few minutes spent thinking about keeping them both alive. Oh, yeah, and twice he'd thought about food, once about her mother, and once he'd checked to make sure he had an extra mag for his Glock.”

“I had my own bed. I slept in it alone, except for those times when we needed—not sex—but sex was how we got there.”

“Violence of any kind, once it starts, is like fucking a gorilla-you ain't done tillthe gorilla's done.”

“It was very bad for me that my deafness happened at around the same time as I discovered my clitoris.”