“And if her heart was breaking with every step she took, at least he would never know.”

“If you can't say anything nice, at least have the decency to be vague.”

“He stared at her. "How do chicks do that?" "We have uteruses- they give us magic color sense.”

“Why didn't anyone ever drop by unexpectedly when she was dressed to kill?”

“Ah, Macy Joleen O'James, I love you. More than I ever knew it was possible to love someone. I want to laugh with you when you're happy and hold you when you're sad and--hell. I don't even know what all. This is uncharted territory for me, but I know that I Buzz Lightyear love you. You know--to infinity and beyond?”

“Sometimes it just doesn’t seem to matter that I know what I should be doing. I still do what I am gonna do.”

“Oh, God, oh, God. A sense of humor. She’d thought the hardly-even-a-hint she’d caught of it a while back had been a one-off thing, but that was a joke he’d just made. An honest-to-God joke! She wanted to have his baby.”