“If you can't say anything nice, at least have the decency to be vague.”

“What is it about men, anyway? You can't live with 'em and the law frowns on neutering them. It's not exactly a win-win situation.”

“And if her heart was breaking with every step she took, at least he would never know.”

“It was pretty much the male code not to let your friends have too much fun if there was any chance you could throw a wrench in their good times.”

“He stared at her. "How do chicks do that?" "We have uteruses- they give us magic color sense.”

“Ah, Macy Joleen O'James, I love you. More than I ever knew it was possible to love someone. I want to laugh with you when you're happy and hold you when you're sad and--hell. I don't even know what all. This is uncharted territory for me, but I know that I Buzz Lightyear love you. You know--to infinity and beyond?”

“Oh, God, oh, God. A sense of humor. She’d thought the hardly-even-a-hint she’d caught of it a while back had been a one-off thing, but that was a joke he’d just made. An honest-to-God joke! She wanted to have his baby.”