“It was pretty much the male code not to let your friends have too much fun if there was any chance you could throw a wrench in their good times.”

“Only you could take one of my worst character faults and turn it into a virtue.”

“If you can't say anything nice, at least have the decency to be vague.”

“He stared at her. "How do chicks do that?" "We have uteruses- they give us magic color sense.”

“Ah, Macy Joleen O'James, I love you. More than I ever knew it was possible to love someone. I want to laugh with you when you're happy and hold you when you're sad and--hell. I don't even know what all. This is uncharted territory for me, but I know that I Buzz Lightyear love you. You know--to infinity and beyond?”

“Oh, God, oh, God. A sense of humor. She’d thought the hardly-even-a-hint she’d caught of it a while back had been a one-off thing, but that was a joke he’d just made. An honest-to-God joke! She wanted to have his baby.”

“What is it about men, anyway? You can't live with 'em and the law frowns on neutering them. It's not exactly a win-win situation.”