“You realize, of course, that you are a complete idiot.Well, conscience, I'd say that much is obvious.”
“You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.”
“I taught a college course called “Of Course!: Helping the Oblivious Realize the Obvious.” Nobody showed up to class, probably because the time and location weren’t obvious enough.”
“Anybody can be charming if they don't mind faking it, saying all the stupid, obvious, nauseating things that a conscience keeps most people from saying. Happily, I don't have a conscience. I say them.”
“You look back on some little decision you made and realize all the things that happened because of it, and you think to yourself "if only I'd known," but, of course, you couldn't have known.”
“And I felt closer to you. Because you knew me so much better than I'd realized - and still loved me.”