“Ah, Milk Duds. The official candy of pissed-off fat women everywhere”
“He seemed determines, his resolve unwavering. This would take tact. Prudence. Possible Milk Duds.”
“Milk = fat. Butter = fat. Cheese = fat. People who think these products can be low fat or fat free = fucking morons.”
“The Light Queen’s voice stilled the turbulent waves of my soul, singing calm and grace to every fiber of my being. Neamh. Ah, there, I was pissed off again”
“Ah Maud, you milk-white fawn, you are all unmeet for a wife.”
“It is better to be pissed off than to be pissed on”