“If I never got to make a living doing what I loved, I'd still do it--for fun and for free.”
“I thought you make your living as a thief.""No," he said. "That’s what I do for fun.”
“Because I realized I'd be stuck doing all the hard stuff," she reasoned. "All the diapers and doctors' appointments and discipline, and you'd just breeze in and be Fun Daddy. I'd do all the work to make them good people, and you'd undo it anyway, and they'd love you and hate me.”
“I was doing something I'd never done before. And what will I be able to do tomorrow that I cannot yet do today?”
“Yesterday, I never believed I'd do what I did today.”
“We will take a few moments and make fun of religious people, and we do this in love. No, we do, because we love to make fun of religious people.”