“The next time you have a quarrel with me, I'd appreciate it if you could just talk to me first before resorting to pelting me with rocks.”
“Next time there’s a ball, ask me before someone else does, and not as a last resort!”
“Look at me, is what I wanted to say to you. Talk to me every once in a while. Find me a cure for these tears, I'd really like to exhale for the first time in my life”
“Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.”
“I'd appreciate it if in the future when you come up with a plan that makes a hardened criminal pause, you could at least give me the gist of it ahead of time. In broad strokes.”
“Next time you could just pee in a circle around me so that they know you’ve already been there.”