“Dallas, is it remotely possible for you to carry on a conversation that's not loaded down with manure?”
“In Texas, rocks are considered an adequate weaponry during schoolyard scuffles. Dallas children carry a brace of loaded pistols, a concealed Derringer, and a 6 inch Toadsticker in one boot. That's the girls of course. Boys bring howitzers to class.”
“It's not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it.”
“God is already carrying your load. Why do you insist on carrying it too?”
“It's not the weight of the load, but how you carry it.~Lena Horne~”