“Love, I've discovered is a transient emotion best satisfied by a good fuck.”

“I've never been good at emotional stuff. Except anger. Anger, I'm good at.”

“I've come to the conclusion that there are two types of people. The fucked up good and the fucked up bad. You see, everybody's fucked up. Everybody has had traumas in their lives to deal with. With most people these traumas mess them up inside... but a few people they come through even better adjusted somehow... I mean, they haven't developed damaging emotional problems.”

“When you look for the good in others, you discover the best in yourself.”

“The best way to describe it is that it was like eating Vegemite toast again after weeks of rich foreign food and complicated sauces—good and satisfying and familiar. I’ve always loved Vegemite toast.”

“It's like being in love, discovering your best friend.”