“You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me!”
“I'm an amateur at life. I'll let you know when I go pro. ”
“The satisfying sound of bone giving way, as well as his outraged cry, made the you-had-it-coming-asshole angles sing.”
“If I was being cruel, you'd know it. Let go of my hair and trust me to satisfy you.”
“You really can’t help being an asshole, can you?”“I probably could, but it’s not worth the effort.”
“Ok. You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You show me a sensitive side, then you turn into a total asshole. Is this a pretty accurate description of our relationship.”