“I am not a people person.”

“Well, at least I can spare myself the ordeal of a whole battery of personality tests. My personality is poor; that much is clear.”

“I don’t care about this stuff. I’m not even sure I’m a girl. I’m an eye in the sky. I am detached. I’m an idiot.”

“In the future if my mother tries to shame me with her disapproval, I will let her know in no uncertain terms that I reject her and all of her codependent baggage. I am Codependent No More.”

“Much as I usually dislike nice, positive people, I have to admit that Margaret isn’t bad.”

“When I write my book I'm going to tell people that if they happen to forget their wide-mouth jar, they should pee far enough away from their position so it doesn't ruin their hiding spot.”

“It’s important to give people the benefit of the doubt even if they don’t deserve it.”