“Want to get Chinese?""I though you cooked.""Like I know how.""That's my girl.”

“i just want my girls to have babies. that's all. so they know what i know. ”

“My girl has got a bun in her oven, and I guess you know who did the damn cooking.”

“I kiss [her] even though I know that if you kiss a girl before you are married to her you might get AIDS.”

“I want you to know that I have nothing against Orlando, though you are, of course, far more likely to get shot or robbed there than in London.”

“In a way, i feel sorry for boys. They're weak. You show them boobs or a butt and they just fall apart.But I feel sorry for girls, too. Because girls get screwed, even when they're not naked with a guy. Everyone hates girls--even other girls. I mean, "girl" is like an insult, you know? "That's so girly." "Stop being a girl." "You're like a little girl."Hey, you know what? I was a little girl once and I kicked ass. I was awesome.”