“Life is full of surprises, so you may as well get used to it.”
“Life is full of surprises, some good, some not so good.”
“Life is full of surprises. Why is that always surprising?”
“Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.”
“My kind [vampires] does not surprise easily," he said. "You surprised me, this morning. I have thus used up my full quota of shock and consternation for some interval."I stared at him. "You made a *joke*.""I have heard this kind of thing may happen...”
“Life in the movie business is like the beginning of a new love affair: it's full of surprises, and you're constantly getting fucked.”