“Soldiers went off to fight the Nazis with pictures of girls like you in their helmets.”

“Bein friends is like being soldiers in the army. You live together, you fight together; you die together.”

“The catholics fight for the dogma of their God. The Nazis fight for victory on the battlefield. And then there's Alucard... If you really think about it, they all fight for the same thing. The revitalization of a dream. How very unfortunate...”

“If you can fight, you don’t have to fight. And you don’t have to cower. And girls like that, whatever they say.”

“A blanket can be wrapped around one’s head and used as a helmet. It’s particularly appropriate if you wear your blanket helmet during a pillow fight with me, because unbeknownst to you, I’ll have a brick stuffed at the bottom of my pillowcase.
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“Their leader wore a Nazi helmet and had renamed himself Heimlich in honor of the man who ran the SS, not knowing he'd confused the Heimlich maneuver for rescuing choke victims and Heinrich Himmler.”