“Show me a woman who hasn't fantasized about getting in the car and leaving home, and I'll show you a woman who doesn't know how to drive.”

“Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.”

“Show me a woman with both feet planted firmly on the ground - and I'll show you a girl who can't get her knickers off.”

“Show me a woman who is prouder of her clean kitchen than of her collection of lingerie and I'll show you a woman with enlarged pores.”

“I can't leave you behind. You're with me all the time.”

“I think you need to know that your hope hasn't been in vain. That there will be a happy ending. That when the show is over, you will hear applause.”

“You know what he taught me? He taught me to feel more. He taught me to give myself over to feelings. And now that's all I have. I'm swamped by them. I can't breathe because I feel so damn much.”