“A long term relationship is priceless! Divorce isn't. This book should help you get it right the first time. Since it just came out however, it will help you get it right the next time also.”

“I'm starting to remember that it's okay when things don't turn out right the first time. I can always try again and get it right.”

“there's a rainbow in the sky, all the time, don't be blind”

“I just got into the Beatles a couple of years ago, you know, I like it.”

“The time for falling in love was when you were emotionally available and free of cares, when it didn’t matter what time you came home or how late you were getting up the next day. When you had hours and hours to spend gazing into each other’s eyes and even longer hours making love, uninterrupted. If you wait for the perfect time to fall in love…it’ll never happen.”

“The next time you have a quarrel with me, I'd appreciate it if you could just talk to me first before resorting to pelting me with rocks.”

“Helen makes a mental note to pick up a self help book the next time she was out. This was getting ridiculous.”