“What's so wonderful about experiments is that often they don't work. They do blow up in the oven; the Bride of Frankenstein does crawl out and strangle you with a black leotard while you shout your last prayers. It's only once you've tasted your own shocking failures, harebrained ideas, and sudden departures that you will realize something quite wonderful.”

“Behind every erotic condemnation there's a burning hypocrite.”

“Set goals so big that unless God helps you, you will be a miserable failure.”

“Pete says you should listen out for times when you need to explain your feelings to other people and ask yourself why you are doing it. He calls it 'protesting too much,' like you only sait because you really really want it to be true, even if it isn't.”

“GEORGIA_DARKLY: So you say. You could be anyone.FREE_MILLY: Are you my Daddy? :DGEORGIA_DARKLY: NO LUKE I AM YOUR FATHERGINGERBREAD-ED: I'M SPRTACUS!RISHYISH: Am I the only one feeling super-paranoid now? I'm going to have to delete my entire life.”

“I know! I was like, hello, woman, do you have to unleash your flowing red tides of PMS on ickle me?”

“I now know how your angercame from skeletonsthat rattled in your heartand you couldn't escape them.”