“If I ask her tonight she is going to say 'omg what now, bitchlet?" before I even get the words out of my mouth.”

“GEORGIA_DARKLY: So you say. You could be anyone.FREE_MILLY: Are you my Daddy? :DGEORGIA_DARKLY: NO LUKE I AM YOUR FATHERGINGERBREAD-ED: I'M SPRTACUS!RISHYISH: Am I the only one feeling super-paranoid now? I'm going to have to delete my entire life.”

“She says 'there will be other parties, sera, durrr,' only the next thing will be the thing at J's next weekend and even if I was invited I will be at Dad's. When I will have to be Princess Sera all over again. Which will be quite confusing for him what with Evil Witch Sera of Betchistan usually being the one who comes to stay.”

“And Mum was all 'don't you two look grownup' which obvs means 'omg slutbags' in the language of Parent.”

“Pete says you should listen out for times when you need to explain your feelings to other people and ask yourself why you are doing it. He calls it 'protesting too much,' like you only sait because you really really want it to be true, even if it isn't.”

“CAMERAOBSCURER: All superpowers are win. Don't be afraid, tiny chid! Neverneedinganumbrellagirl to the rescue!SERAFINA67: What if the tiny child has fallen down a well?CAMERAOBSCURER: Neverneedinganumbrellagirl will call in her side kick, Occasionallyneedsanumbrellabuthasreallylongarmsboy? And they say the superhero genre is dead. Fools!”

“FRANTASTICA: You Know Who says you look fabulous, darlink. ;)SERAFINA67: ONG Voldemort has been eyeing me up?FRANTASTICA: Well, you are looking a little bit Slytherin now. Tom Felton will not be able to resist.SERAFINA67: Eeeee sekrit crush! Why are evil people always the prettiest?PATCHWORKBOY: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *twirls moustache evilly*”