“MISERABLE SCHOOLIE MODE DISENGAGED EASTER HOLIDAYS MODE INITIALIZING... COMMENCING CHOCOLATE-ANTICIPATION SQUEE IN 5 4 3 2 1 SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWO WEEKS OF FREEEEEEEDOM! OK, so actually more like two weeks of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKDOM.”

“And Mum was all 'don't you two look grownup' which obvs means 'omg slutbags' in the language of Parent.”

“RECIPE FOR HAPPINESSAs devised by frantastica:dvds with Johnny Depp in them white chocolate chip cookiespeanut m&mspopcornpillows X 17Method:put all on sofa and mix till cheerful.”

“I know! I was like, hello, woman, do you have to unleash your flowing red tides of PMS on ickle me?”

“GEORGIA_DARKLY: So you say. You could be anyone.FREE_MILLY: Are you my Daddy? :DGEORGIA_DARKLY: NO LUKE I AM YOUR FATHERGINGERBREAD-ED: I'M SPRTACUS!RISHYISH: Am I the only one feeling super-paranoid now? I'm going to have to delete my entire life.”

“Pete says you should listen out for times when you need to explain your feelings to other people and ask yourself why you are doing it. He calls it 'protesting too much,' like you only sait because you really really want it to be true, even if it isn't.”

“Resolution #7: Shrink self to less lardtastic size”