“RECIPE FOR HAPPINESSAs devised by frantastica:dvds with Johnny Depp in them white chocolate chip cookiespeanut m&mspopcornpillows X 17Method:put all on sofa and mix till cheerful.”
“Johnny Depp... is. Sexy.”
“lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.”
“When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.”
“I love watching people's faces when i say i live with my daughter and Johnny Depp.”
“Blackmailers never explain their thinking. They're like pirates that way. Dark-hearted, dangerous--- and cool like Johnny Depp.”