“RECIPE FOR HAPPINESSAs devised by frantastica:dvds with Johnny Depp in them white chocolate chip cookiespeanut m&mspopcornpillows X 17Method:put all on sofa and mix till cheerful.”

“MISERABLE SCHOOLIE MODE DISENGAGED EASTER HOLIDAYS MODE INITIALIZING... COMMENCING CHOCOLATE-ANTICIPATION SQUEE IN 5 4 3 2 1 SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWO WEEKS OF FREEEEEEEDOM! OK, so actually more like two weeks of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEKDOM.”

“And Mum was all 'don't you two look grownup' which obvs means 'omg slutbags' in the language of Parent.”

“Because one day people will stop reading Bloody Romeo and his Crap Dead Girlfriend and they will all sit in classrooms watching Youtubery from THE PAST that is now and reading BLOGGAGE instead and writing essays about magnificent us.”

“CAMERAOBSCURER: All superpowers are win. Don't be afraid, tiny chid! Neverneedinganumbrellagirl to the rescue!SERAFINA67: What if the tiny child has fallen down a well?CAMERAOBSCURER: Neverneedinganumbrellagirl will call in her side kick, Occasionallyneedsanumbrellabuthasreallylongarmsboy? And they say the superhero genre is dead. Fools!”

“She says 'there will be other parties, sera, durrr,' only the next thing will be the thing at J's next weekend and even if I was invited I will be at Dad's. When I will have to be Princess Sera all over again. Which will be quite confusing for him what with Evil Witch Sera of Betchistan usually being the one who comes to stay.”

“Resolution #7: Shrink self to less lardtastic size”