“Resolution #7: Shrink self to less lardtastic size”
“Self-pity imprisons us in the walls of our own self-absorption. The whole world shrinks down to the size of our problem, and the more we dwell on it, the smaller we are and the larger the problem seems to grow. Awareness of others is a healthy antidote to this self-focus.”
“Nothing less than 7 inches.”
“Mother always said she was a size 7 woman she kept wrapped in fat to prevent bruising.”
“It is not necessary to attempt a resolution when it is self-resolving.”
“You are built not to shrink down to less but to blossom into more.”